Mar 2022 comedy folk americana post-opossum opossum
Full Disclosure: I am a cheatin' little opossum who wrote this song before FAWM. There, I said it! You are 4-warned! But maybe it is NOT cheatin' cause the current date is March 1, 2022 and that ain't FAWM, right? :D
I Fell In Love With A Beaver
I fell in love
with a beaver
she was so hairy
and baby she loved wood
I groomed her
and I kissed her
when she left me
how I missed her
oh God I loved that beaver
so damn good
I used to eat them bullfrogs
in the deep dark swamp
they tasted so damn good
I thought they're all I'd ever want
but I've discovered something new
a thing I can't resist
this beaver is the best thing
I have kissed
cause I fell in love
with a beaver
she was so bushy
and baby she loved wood
I stroked her
and I kissed her
when she left me
how I missed her
oh God I loved that beaver
so damn good
we never talked religion
or events big or small
now that I think about it
we never talked at all
but opossums lovin' beaver
I can't see how that is wrong
I wanna hug her every day
and all nightlong
I fell in love
with a beaver
she was so shaggy
and baby she loved wood
I rubbed her
and I kissed her
when she left me
how I missed her
oh God I loved that beaver
so damn good
but that hairy little beaver went away
no matter what I said she wouldn't stay
I tried to explain how I felt
about that beaver pelt
but she shaved
and left for Hollywood today
I fell in love
with a beaver
she was so furry
and baby she loved wood
I licked her
and I kissed her
when she left me
how I missed her
oh God I loved that beaver
so damn good
(c) copyright 2022 Ray D. Opossum
@liz561 Mar 2022
I hear this on an album with Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer!
@angelinapowersuit Mar 2022
oh my gosh haha good good, the best comedic song I've heard this FAWM (because I didn't hear it last year). I also appreciate your authentic blue grass playing (even though this says folk americana).
@cts Mar 2022
I'm pretty sure I commented on this one, but being that it looks as if I didn't, I'm back to remind you just how much I appreciate your clever innuendo. You're a sly one indeed!
@crutherford Mar 2022
oh mr opossum
i just discovered you.
and this is a most wonderful thing.
i was dying from laughter throughout this song
i thank you for that!
c
@rshakesp Mar 2022
Like an expansion of the classic naked gun sketch! Great little country song - love the jaw harp in the background and the fiddle playing is divine
@katestantonsings Mar 2022
Watch them beaver teeth, Opossum! Unless they get their wood they never stop growing! I heard this one before :)It is a hoot as you might say!
@sw1n3flu Mar 2022
Opossum! You perv! Hahah
@cicpisces Mar 2022
Hahaha. Made me laugh. Not heard it before so us not cheating to me. Nice choice of words. I'll let you get back to your beaver.
@jsini Mar 2022
I love the phrasing on the chorus. Hee Haw! What a fun tune, great work!
@cindyrella Mar 2022
Too funny even if it's again!
@mikeb Mar 2022
This a is a classic Possum song, but didn't we hear it last year?
@coolparadiso Mar 2022
Of course i have heard this before u cheatun opossum but hey its too funny not to hear again!
@skylermf Mar 2022
Such a fun song! I really like the vocal effects, the use of the “boing”, and the great storytelling!