Feb 2022 headlinesong
inspired by this article: https://www.wsj.com/articles/heres-why-ill-be-keeping-my-shoes-on-in-your-shoeless-home-11644503227
you come over to my home
you and your asshole spouse
and you think you have the right
to keep your shoes on in my house
you point to some article
that says it doesn't matter
and you disgrace my space
with your bullshit pitter-patter
oh i can't believe i invited
you pair of tools
you cross the threshold
my house my rules
you can't abide in my abode
you don't like it, hit the road
shoo!
you can't abide in my abode
you don't like it, hit the road
shoo!
don't know why you're so insistent
on tracking in your mud
i should catch you outside
and we can nip this in the bud
there's no telling
when this drama will end
and then you have the balls to ask if you can come over again
and i say no
gee tee eff oh
no go
slip on these flippies or flippin' go
you can't abide in my abode
you don't like it, hit the road
shoo!
you can't abide in my abode
you don't like it, hit the road
shoo!
you can't abide in my abode
you don't like it, hit the road
shoo!
you can't abide in my abode
you don't like it, hit the road
shoo!
@elesimo Feb 2022
LOVE the pun on shoo/shoe! Such a fun song. And yeah, the audacity of that article!