Feb 2022 piano piano-pop singer-songwriter satire current-events
Yes, the P stands for Putin. Outside of that, it really doesn‘t have much to do with Ukraine at all, and it‘s really just making fun of entitled people going on the internet and thinking they are doing great things by shooting videos where they insist that Mr. Invading Dicktator is just having a bad day/ life and maybe he just needs a warm hug,and a juice box or a smoothie from Starbucks? You know, to stop all of this invading type stuff ️ Recorded on an Ipad Mini 5 using Audio Evolution Studio, via a Rode A1 Micro interface and a Rode Lavelier mic. Backing by Chordbot.
Personal note:: The kind of thought process and research I would need to do to put together another verse was just too much to deal with at the time of night I finally got around to recording this thing. Maybe the end of next month, ok?
Dear Mr. P
I‘m sorry I wasn’t your mother
I couldn‘t bring you joy
Or an existence unlike any other
Now my friends and I
Drink cocktails and watch your invasion
My mind goes to how I could have staged an intervention
I‘d whip out a Time Machine
Dial back to September, 1960
Snatch you from those mean boys
On your first day of school
Whatever back ground you may have had
It will never be so bad
When my mother‘s love will bind you
Sure, it‘ll take getting used to
I‘ve signed you up for Little League
Some basketball and table tennis
The school has AP, so you‘re in all those
Your core must hurt something fierce
So I am throwing in some Pilates
Better than sending soldiers to war
(Repeat above, because I am running out of time)
Now I‘ve laid you down to sleep
Think of what you‘re doing
All those people wanted space
From your toxic partnering
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@roddy Mar 2022
A very dramatic piano intro, great chords. The vocals have a very nice sound. Your lyrics are very creative. I haven't hear anyone treating the Russian events in this way. I like the sudden ending on the word 'war'