Another Radio EUGH ad series. A big thanks to Eli, Hans, and Nickie for their voices on this one!
AD 1
MAN: It just feels so much better when we do it without a condom
(Screaming baby)
MAN: What the hell is this?
WOMAN: I ordered him from Screaming Baby Rental. He’s ours for the night. Say hi!
(Piano begins)
ANNOUNCER:
When someone in your life needs a reminder about safe sex, Screaming Baby Rental is here for you. For just $29.99, we’ll deliver a package guaranteed to keep them up all night long.
Not in a sexy way.
(Sung)
Screaming Baby Rental
Where sweet dreams come to die!
AD 2
WOMAN: I just really think we’re ready, you know?
(Screaming baby)
WOMAN: What the hell is this?
MAN: You said you wanted a baby. So I ordered her from Screaming Baby Rental
(Piano begins)
ANNOUNCER: They think they’re ready to give parenting a go. Screaming Baby Rental : prove your partner wrong. For just $29.99 you can bring home your own little bundle of joy for the evening. We guarantee they won’t get an hour of sleep.
Babies. They’re difficult.
(Sung)
Screaming Baby Rental
Where sweet dreams come to die!
AD 3
(Guitar solo, cut off by feedback)
(Screaming baby)
(Knocking on the door)
PERSON 1: Uh, what the hell is this!
PERSON 2: I thought it was obvious. This is a screaming baby.
(Piano begins)
ANNOUNCER: Want to get even on those noisy neighbours? Screaming Baby Rental is here for you. For just $29.99, we’ll deliver a little bundle of joy straight to that special someone in your apartment complex.
Screaming Baby Rental. Yes, we’re petty, but so are you.
(Sung)
Screaming Baby Rental
Where sweet dreams come to die!
@unpronounceable Feb 2022
PLEASE CREATE THIS PRODUCT. This is rad. :)
@rshakesp Feb 2022
I love the dystopian concept of this. It’s really well put together, creds to everyone involved - and I can confirm that, from time to time, this is entirely accurate!