That's totally what "dwarf planet" means, right?
(h/t @darcistrutt for the idea)
(DWARVES)
We are the space dwarves, valiant and tough
Not even Games Workshop could kill us off!
And we're on a mission to Pluto to fight the evil space dragon
Who stole our ancestral home
It's packed full of loot, so we swore a mighty oath
That Pluto will again become
A DWARF PLANET!
We are the space dwarves, we number thirteen
Of the greatest space warriors you've ever seen
Plus a strange little runt that we picked up on Mars
Because a space wizard told us to
(SPACE WIZARD TYSON)
I am the great space wizard Tyson
I will help you in your quest
No thirteen dwarves that ever lived
Could fight a dragon in his nest
Lure him into open space
And you can fight him as you please
The thief will soon arouse his ire
If I give you my magic keys!
And I, the great space wizard Tyson, swear my own oath in turn, that Pluto will once again become ...
(DWARVES)
A DWARF PLANET!
(SPACE WIZARD TYSON)
Also, you should totally check out Uranus.
(DWARVES)
We swing by Uranus and there we find a great wonder
An ancient space dwarf fortress that we call the Base of Thunder!
The dragon comes flying round Charon with his cryovolcanic breath
But the dwarves are there to meet him with our instruments of death!
Are we ready, boys?
NO! There's one more thing we need before we can fight the space dragon!
...
NOW we're ready! The axes of the Dwarves are upon you!
With the help of the Keys of Tyson, the Base of Thunder, and the mighty axes of the Dwarves, we defeated the space dragon and took control of our ancestral mines.
Pluto is once again ...
A DWARF PLANET!
Yeah!
@kaminokai Apr 2022
Awesome!
@kristian Mar 2022
stupid space-people still refuse to call pluto a planet; the space dwarves should target them next! is this what a prog space-opera sounds like? the story is really entertaining in a «huh? oh.. I guess that makes sense» .. I envisioned the space dragon from the Dragon’s Den arcade game for some reason.
Rambling … Just like a proper prog song, you have tempo changes and multiple themes. I enjoyed it alot