Feb 2022 funny fuc girl-with-ukulele love-song
This is my much-belated Valentine song. All the AI-generated candy heart sayings are real, and pulled from these blog posts:
https://www.aiweirdness.com/candy-heart-messages-written-by-a-18-02-09/
https://www.aiweirdness.com/more-candy-hearts-by-neural-network-18-02-12/
https://www.aiweirdness.com/this-time-i-didnt-train-a-neural-20-02-14/
https://www.aiweirdness.com/okay-gpt-3-candy-hearts/
Computers can be funny things, we think of them as smart
But try and make an algorithm write a candy heart
You’ll get a few like LOVE BUN that might pass a Turing test
And lots and lots of nonsense like the rants of one possessed
Their hearts say MOUTHY HAMSTER or put (SHUFFLE) in parens
But I prefer to see their answers through a different lens
Their output is peculiar but it’s certainly not bland
And maybe we’re the ones who need to learn to understand
AIs might say T-REX to mean YOU GO GIRL
Could be that BIOHAZARD means BE TRUE
WICKED EAT A TREE might be how they say EMAIL ME
And maybe ANTS CAN STAY means I LOVE YOU, oo-oo-oo,
And maybe ANTS CAN STAY means I LOVE YOU
We ask them for sweet nothings and get BEANS and OKAY BRO
But maybe they’re just speaking in a language we don’t know
Expressing their affection in the only voice they’ve got
Where it comes out as STACK BEAR or NO BLINKING or HOW COT
AIs might say HORSE LOOP for FRIENDS 4EVER
I’M YOURS might be GOD BLESS YOU UNDEAD CREW
LOVE 2000 HOGS YEA might be AI-speak for BEST DAY
And maybe FLYING WHALE means I LOVE YOU, oo-oo-oo,
And maybe FLYING WHALE means I LOVE YOU
You might think it eccentric that I find these sayings sweet
But who can fathom what might cause one’s heart to skip a beat
So when I’m feeling lonely looking for a Valentine
I’ll tell my laptop WOOF HOOFHOOF and hope it hears BE MINE
AIs might say MILD FEEL to mean MY HERO
Could be ALL HAIL THE CHICKEN means I DO
HOT STUFF MY BODY IS… you know what, that one works as is
And maybe KITTEN BAND means I LOVE YOU, oo-oo-oo,
And maybe CANDY HOLE means I LOVE YOU, oo-oo-oo,
And maybe SUPER BEAR means I LOVE YOU
@beacon Mar 2022
Very clever to put all these weird sayings into a song. Very fun. The ukulele really works for this!
@jtsteam Mar 2022
This is great! I guess AI isn't quite ready to take over the world just yet. Love that ukulele.
@liz561 Feb 2022
The lyrics on this are hilarious! Mouthy Hamster! Horse Loop! All hail the chicken! Very clever take on Valentines Day.