Feb 2022 acoustic alternative christmas comedy
Am I writing a Christmas song when it's nearly March? Yes. Yes I am.
Music/lyrics by Jordan.
All I want for Christmas is my skeleton back
'Cause somebody stole my bones
All I want for Christmas is my skeleton back
If you have it, call me on the phone
I'd say it's not that good for my spine to slither
But truly I am boneless, and I wish they would come hither
Since I have to slink 'round, I can't hold a spoon
You may not believe me, but trust me, this is true..
All I want for Christmas is my skeleton back
'Cause somebody stole my bones
All I want for Christmas is my skeleton back
If you have it, call me on the phone
Not having any bones makes it hard to walk around
In fact, it's damn near impossible to get myself off the ground
But I guess I could adapt, but I'd rather not seem daft
But maybe that's just the point... to get a couple cheap laughs?
All I want for Christmas is my skeleton back
Somebody stole my bones
All I want for Christmas is my skeleton back
If you have it, call me on the phone
@tseaver Feb 2022
Fun write. Works out the premise of the hook with wit and verve.