This is a shortened Spoof of Oliver’s Food Glorious Food.
If you want to have a crack adding the extra verses, ping me and make it happen
I know I haven’t quite got the melody right in the opening verses, but I think you can see what I’m trying to do here, in order to push the numbers for FAWM 2022 with (gasp) three days to go!
Poo, Glorious Poo
(c) Christine M Kerr
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED 2022
It is not worth running for
the transit public toilet door
In order to do a
number 2-ooh
Everyday there is the fear
Will I soil my underwear
From an exploding
number 2-ooh
There’s not a hope
Not a dream
Can we buy
All the toilet paper
we need
But I’m tired of the constipation my friend
I gotta go like you won’t believe
Poo glorious poo
I’m 10 kilos lighter
I’m now in the mood
To have some more fibre
Will I have a smoothie first
Or perhaps a carrot
These decisions are the worst
Makes me anxious
Poo Glorious Poo
Don’t bother to fight it
Three movements a day
You know that I want it
Give me that laxative
Before I kill you for
Poo
Wonderful Poo
Marvellous Poo
Glorious Poo
@jibbidy34 Feb 2022
Oh my days!!! What is this CMK? :D
I think you nailed the meter and rhyme scheme just right. I can tell you had fun with this. Glorious poo!!!