50 With Shades Of Gray
Vaughan Ray Daniel
His wife don't watch t.v. anymore
'cause she's reading books she calls Mommy porn
Last night she made a very strange request
She wanted him to tie her to the bed..
Yeah that's what I said
chorus:
He's 50 with shades of gray
Viagra is the drug he has to take
'cause he couldn't get it up
Any other way
He's 50 with shades of gray
Yeah, their love makin' has gotten kinky
They bought all of the toys except for slinky
They have ropes, chains, whips and hand cuffs
It makes him wish for the days when he was young...cause...
chorus 2:
He's 50 with shades of gray
But he's alright with that in a way
'cause he's learning something new
Almost every day
He's 50 with shades of gray
bridge:
He loves that his woman is hot
And he's thankful for all that he's got
Who knew middle age could be like this?
It's intense and exciting
With the spanking and the biting
He could give E.L. James a great big kiss
After binding up her wrists
chorus 3:
He's 50 with shades of gray
Love has become an experience to make
He has to wait to get hard
But he can hardly wait
He's gonna do whatever it takes
cause he's 50 with shades of gray
@vaughan Feb 2022
Thanks!! I thought since I'm never gonna make any money I may as well have some fun. Go out with a bang! Sorry about the pun!!
@bithprod Feb 2022
Damn, that's great country music! The title indicated it would be a funny song, and made me curious. You most certainly delivered. "except for slinky"... And the whip percussion... You're killing me! It's not only funny, of course, as it has a real message as well. The bridge ties it nicely together, and then... "after binding up her wrists". I love this song.