Feb 2022 satire
So if you have joined the Peloton cult, as I have, you've developed what seems like a highly personal relationship with one or more of the video instructors. This is something they foster, the number of coy glances and welcoming smiles directed to you through the camera leaves little doubt that this is Real Relationship
But there are also subtle clues that things might not work out. Relationships require commitment, and there are some clear indications that you'd be well advised to keep things on a professional basis.
Of course, it's possible that the relationship developed with these people never met reveals more about the service consumer... maybe.
Then again, Cody.
Olivia is way, way out of your league
You may hope to rate a model, but not one who worked wall street.
Emma seems game, you need to pick up a clue
She may be friendly, but she’s really not that into you
Aly’s expectations may be over your limit
You’re not ready to follow through, so maybe don’t get into it
Tunde is hot, are she and Alex a thing?
(Was that racist?)
They had those joint rides, there was chemistry
Better safe than sorry
(but yes, you are racist. So very racist. Seriously racist. Shockingly racist
how is this the first time this is occurring to you?)
Maybe Jess King, she’s got a lot going on
You know it’s more than you can handle, don’t bite off more than you can chew
Leave Kendall alone! She’s like a troubled teen
A manifestation of the social dysfunction Jess King is working through
But then Cody
(stop what did you say?
Your whole sense of identity starts melting away
You think he shouldn’t really count
But that’s okay. For Cody you can be just a little bit gay)
@angelinapowersuit Mar 2022
Not part of the Peleton cult either but I have heard friends talk about their instructors for what seemed like hours, haha. It's fascinating. Fun, funny, and genuine lyrics, nicely executed, and really effective when you add harmonies or double up.
@beacon Mar 2022
This is such a great subject for a song, and I love the twist at the end. Interesting view into the cult. Really nice production!
@markg Feb 2022
How could she really not be into you? After all the miles travelled together?
I'm not familiar with the Pelaton personalities. But do have some experience with fantasy relationships.
Fun song.
@mikegtz Feb 2022
Great idea for a song. Peloton personalities. Easy to get drawn in I am sure. The racist confession.. well, we all have those moments.