Feb 2022
Old people sometimes drop off to sleep at the most inappropriate times, at stop signs, at movies, and even when company comes. True story
Mortified Wife
Ol Jim was having company
The neighbors coming in
To catch up on the news
And do some talking with him
Well, the talk was dull
Wasn’t going nowhere
And before you knew it
Jim fell asleep in his chair
Now Jim’s good wife
Was embarrassed to death
Didn’t know what to say
Couldn’t catch her breath
Jim just smiled and
Went on as if
Everyone fell asleep
Took a nap for a jif
Jim’s wife was embarrassed
She called the next day
Jim went on doing
Things his own way
@headfirstonly Mar 2022
That title is irresistible. And the lyrics deliver perfectly. Go Jim!
@expendablefriend Feb 2022
Even truer for the fact my dad's called Jim and he does this! Yep, you captured it perfectly...