Pound-shop Sleaford Mods tribute to my home
SO15ing
we're mutant milers - out of stylers
jammie dodgers – badger bodgers
over-drafters - manic laughers
left of centre – beer dementia
phone-scroll commentators
agitated agitators
off the pay-roll – on the day-glo
roll-up builders – scrounging filters
wolf-sheep-fleecing – self-policing
minor thieving – never leaving
SO15ing
bus-lane strollers – heavy rollers
fumes exhausting/tightened drawstring
masked emotions – vaxxed up potions
unofficial – beneficial
cash-converting – dope-diverting
manic miners – soul diviners
bonifacing – liberating
clockwork soldering –soul-maraudering
shoes adidas – words egregious
spewing rumours – socks by puma
half bi-polar – half bi-sexual
into lechery – intellectual
hipster barbershop quartet clipper-drop
bearded lumberjack tweed-haired stumble-back
vinyl venalities venerate finalities
santo bonifaced – boulevardarians
Amrik's visions in concrete benisons
neutralising – socialising
lacksadaisical – data-mining
I walk along/the boulevard of broken teeth
fruity vaping – clouds escaping
cbd-oiling – hydro-foiling
new sub-sonics – hydroponics
factory settings – all you're getting
wifi-wizardry – 5g conspiracy
facetime buffering – lonely suffering
Turkish barbered – vandalabra'd
spray-tagged signage – misaligned with
upward mobility scooter-bility
dead facilities – no civility
less fecundity – more profundity
bar-school barrister – bus-stop poetry
hold my doggerel whilst I circulate
circumnavigate – hyperventilate
hyper-vigilant – ultra-tolerant
less belligerent – still insolvent
@p3t3h4rv3y Feb 2022
bit of Jah wobble bass in there too, St Boniface is smiling