Feb 2022 comedy random-number rhythm-challenged mandolin
The idea for this song came from my good friend. He said that he could keep rhythm like a random number generator. And, he offered his monotone, tone-deaf background vocals.
Next thing I know, my wife had written these lyrics. So, this is a collab with them.
Random Generator [G-ish] -Jason Madison JRM
I've got the rhythm of a random number generator
The soul stopping numbness of a train wreck creator
I can swing a stick
pluck a string
carry some gear
but don't ask me to sing
He's got the rhythm of a random generator
the soul stopping numbness of a train wreck creator
just don't ask him to sing
don't as him to sing
The tune I carry is the kind in a can
it's soaked in oil and it don't vary as much as I can
I've got the rhythm of a random number generator
the soul stopping numbness of a train wreck creator
Yeah.
I'm willing to try drums and a bass
uh or the guitar slide thing
just don't me to sing
or do anything where you need rhythm
I still have a lot of fun. Yeah.
@andygetch Mar 2022
I picked this song because of the title and pleasant surprise finding 'rhythm of a random number generator'. Multi-syllable slant rhyme with 'train wreck creator' for the win. Such catchy alliterative phrases. Also I like the contrast between the subject's stop and start verses and the narrator's chorus. Very funny and fun delivery!
@ericdistad Feb 2022
Lol!
The important is the last line - "I still have a lot of fun" :)
Too funny!
@bachelorb Feb 2022
Awesome!!! I’ll bet the verses were hard to sing!! (...we could have collaborated, I would have no problem with that :D )
I really really liked it.
@b3nut Feb 2022
This is hilariously brilliant....reminds me of a certain...ahem...participant...at an open mic I go to...LOL! This made me giggle. :)
@sheamiejay Feb 2022
You'll find one in every crowd. Really fun song. Music is fun even if you're a random number generator.