This song took far more of my time than I should have spent on it. Ska is hard, man!
This is in no way inspired by "Jesus Is My Friend" by Sonseed... honest! Swear to Jesus!
(I'm so going to hell...)
Jesus take the wheel
My heart needs to heal
Things are pretty crappy
I miss being happy
My girl just left me and I
I don’t know how to feel
Jesus take the wheel
My hands are made of steel
I’ve had too much to drink
I threw up in the sink
My eyes are kinda fuzzy and I’ve
Lost all of my appeal
Jesus is my favorite driver
And a pretty good spiritual advisor
Jesus is my favorite driver
He always gets me there
Jesus take the wheel
The cops are on our tail
I’m holding all the cash
The coke is in the dash
My gun is out of bullets and
This shit just got real fast
Jesus driving fast
We’re almost out of gas
Left in quite a hurry
That’s the least of our worries
We just hit pedestrians and
He’s not looking back
Jesus is my favorite driver
And a pretty good spiritual advisor
Jesus is my favorite driver
He always gets me there
Jesus crashed my car
Into a local bar
We’re behind a barricade
Worst choice I’ve ever made
Swat teams are closing in and Jesus is
Smoking a cigar
Jesus was gunned down
Blood is all around
I’m heading towards the light
With Jesus by my side
He gives me a wink and says
We’ll do better…
The next time around
@bractune Feb 2022
If Sonseed was this cool, they wouldn't have been mocked, they would have been on the Warped tour every year. Way to make something rad out of total garbage. Jesus would thank you!
@totallyphilip Feb 2022
I can't listen because my wife's asleep, but I love the story! I need to see the music video!
@sheamiejay Feb 2022
I don't think you'll go to hell for that one. Jesus has a pretty good sense of humour. Most people don't hypothesize about what would happen if Jesus took the wheel. You are a trail blazer. That was a lot of fun. Thanks for going all in on the ska.