I wrote this song using an eight ball.
These Aren't Lyrics!
They're Questions I Asked The Eight Ball About The Song:
Should it have lyrics?
BETTER NOT TELL YOU NOW
Should it be in 4/4 time?
CANNOT PREDICT NOW
Should it be under 120 BPM?
MY SOURCES SAY NO
Should it be between 120-130 BPM?
BETTER NOT TELL YOU NOW
Should it be in the key of C?
DON'T COUNT ON IT
Should it be in the key of D?
ASK AGAIN LATER
Should it be major?
YOU MAY RELY ON IT
Should it have samples?
YES
Should the samples be from a movie?
IT IS CERTAIN
Should the samples be from an obscure movie?
DON'T COUNT ON IT
Should the samples be from a favorite movie of mine?
CANNOT PREDICT NOW
Should it be in 4/4 time?
ASK AGAIN LATER
Should it be between 120-130 BPM?
YES DEFINITELY
Should it be in D major?
DON'T COUNT ON IT
Should it be in E major?
AS I SEE IT YES
Should it have an acoustic feel?
SIGNS POINT TO YES
Should it have a piano?
CANNOT PREDICT NOW
Should it be in 4/4 time?
WITHOUT A DOUBT
Should I text five friends asking for a movie that is "not obscure" and use samples from the first response I get?
DON'T COUNT ON IT
Should I choose a movie from the AFI Top 100 with a random number generator and use samples from the movie I get?
YOU MAY RELY ON IT (I got 56)
Should I use the 2007 AFI rankings?
MOST LIKELY (this gave me Jaws)
Am I using the tiger shark guy?
IT IS CERTAIN
Should it have drums?
OUTLOOK NOT SO GOOD
Should it have a piano?
IT IS DECIDEDLY SO
Open chords?
DON'T COUNT ON IT
Should it have an inversion?
IT IS CERTAIN
We're beyond my knowledge of music so… inversion setting 1, whatever that means?
IT IS DECIDEDLY SO
Can I use drum loop SAMPLES please please please?
OUTLOOK GOOD
Should I stop asking questions?
YES
@raspberry33 Feb 2022
Clever idea for creating a song! Gotta see if Amazon can deliver a Magic Eight Ball by tomorrow. The questions & answers parse well enough that they could be a vocal track....