Feb 2022
I didn't make up the iguanas:
https://www.cnn.com/2022/01/29/us/falling-iguana-warning-south-florida/index.html
How cold is it in Miami? It's so cold that 'falling iguanas' are forecast
By Jay Croft, CNN
Updated 7:48 PM ET, Sat January 29, 2022
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Cold Florida weather causing iguanas to fall from trees
And way down south in South Florida, all the way down to South Beach, the high temp Saturday will be a bone-chilling 60 degrees, the National Weather Service says.
And on Sunday?
Forget about it. Sunday morning in West Palm Beach, the temp will be 36, with a wind chill at 32, forecasters say. Other locations in South Florida are expecting temps so cold that forecasters are even predicting the "only in Florida" weather calamity known as: Isolated falling iguanas.
"Much of the state will remain mostly clear and frigid tonight with the chance for scattered to isolated falling iguanas from trees due to subfreezing temperatures that may temporarily paralyze them," according to the Weather Prediction Center.
The keyword is "temporarily," since the raining reptiles most often rejuvenate when the warmth returns.
I'd walk through falling frozen
Iguana storms at night for you
I'd take my tiny greasy fist
and punch the sky for you
I wouldn't change my mind for all the tubas in Oaxaca
I wouldn't change my mind for all the tubas in Oaxaca
@cubizm Feb 2022
Great idea! I wanted more. Frozen Iguanas needs to come up again. Love the track that this is on.