Much like the KBG, this is still a work in progress
The KBG (Knows Best Group)
You know it's been 2 years
And we haven't caught a cold
It's gotta be the masks
And people doing what they're told
All those stupid protests
While we try to keep them well
People are so ignorant
And they're so stubborn as hell
We know what's best for you
Rules for thee not for we
You must obey the Knows Best Group
Cuz we're the KBG!
We've got some new ideas
It's all for your own dam good
We can save lots of lives
If you folks do what you should
Cell phones and microwaves
There's all that radiation
Escalators scare us
Let's ban 'em cuz we hate them
We know what's best for you
Rules for thee not for we
You must obey the Knows Best Group
Cuz we're the KBG!
And while we're doing things
Let's slow down all the cars
30 miles an hour's good
We can save more lives by far
Ban kitchens and bathrooms
They're the second and first
Most dangerous rooms in any house
Yeah we think they're the worst
We know what's best for you
Rules for thee not for we
You must obey the Knows Best Group
Cuz we're the KBG!
That's a capital idea!
Soon a capital offense!
Just do exactly what you're told
Are you all this freaking dense?
And let's ban step ladders
And staring at the sun
We can mandate lots of things
We've only just begun
We know what's best for you
Rules for thee not for we
You must obey the Knows Best Group
Cuz we're the KBG!
@wacha Feb 2022
A solid and catchy set of lyrics, very nice use of satire.