A little light relief. As a vegetarian I often get asked if eat fish - I'm always puzzled by the question. :)
Though there’s nothing I like better
Than eating out with friends
One question comes up
Time and time again
We know you’re vegetarian
but they do this marvelous dish
No meat involved at all… just fish, fish, fish
I'm not in a hurry to consume calamari
Don't feed me fish
Nor do I partake of pieces of baked hake
Don't feed me fish
And cod, cod, cod – not a chance by god.
I don’t eat fish!
I have no feel for jellied eel
Don't feed me fish
I'd feel like a bounder if I consumed a flounder
Don't feed me fish
Fish cooked or raw would stick in my craw
I don’t eat fish!
Don't feed me fish
It just ain't my dish
Tuna or skate
Not on my plate
Don’t dish those mussels out
Pass me anther brussels sprout
From river, lake or sea
Just let them swim free
No to salmon it's on a par with gammon
Don't feed me fish
And don't be pushy about that sushi
Don't feed me raw fish
Answer to the question fish gives me indigestion
I don’t eat fish!
Don't feed me fish
It just ain't my dish
From river, lake or sea
Just let them swim free
If it had a face once
It won't touch my taste buds
Lest it becomes a pastime
Let me tell you for the last time
I don’t eat fish
@andrewrusse Feb 2022
Loving your singing/playing style. This song put a smile on my face.
@mk2021 Feb 2022
Ha ha!! Well, that's a jumpy little number you've got there, Paddy. It was a delight to listen to this song. Cheers buddy.
@ductapeguy Feb 2022
You have a nice old-time dance hall feel to your delivery. The lyrics are both earnest and a heck of a lot of fun. Thank you.
@andygriff Feb 2022
I agree with you about cod. I enjoyed this, good fun and direct whilst witty at the same time. "got no feel for jellied eel" indeed! :D