This is what happens when I don’t sleep. Thank you Reddit.
You looked at me and smiled
While tears ran down your face
It isn’t you it’s me , you said
While packing your Gucci case
You sweetly tried to hug me
To take away my pain
I just stood there in shock
As you tried to explain
You’re doing it all for me
You’ve my interests at heart
You know you’re hard to replace
But we’re better off apart
You just can’t be all I need
It hurts to to let me down
You need to set me free but
I can keep the wedding gown
You know I’ll find another
Who will be a better fit
One who will love me right
You’re so just sad you can’t be it
Finally I looked at her
As tears welled in my eyes
I just couldn’t keep it in
Cos I’d had it with her lies
You’re a cheat
You got caught
The PI’s got the pix
N I’ll see you in court
Shoulda read the fineprint
In the ‘nup that you signed
Cheats get nothing in
at fault states you’ll find
[Spoken]
Took her case
Took her hand
Walked her out the door
Took back her car keys
She won’t need them anymore
I let her keep her phone…..she needed to call uber
@radiobenedetto Mar 2022
Nice tale of matrimonial woe. You might consider leaving out the word "wedding" and just go with "I can keep the gown" so it's more enigmatic and let's the listener solve the riddle. Vividly told! #tit4tat
@kahlo2013 Mar 2022
Ouch it right! I wasn’t expecting that pointed jab of the knife in the bridge that twists this around from sadness to anger and empowerment moving on!
@rayboneor Feb 2022
Ouch! I love how you slowly work up to that conclusion. And that last line, oh my, that's delightfully mean-spirited :)
@coolparadiso Feb 2022
another good sad love song! then You’re a cheat
You got caught etc really piles it on and lifts it up to a different place. very good