I think expanded access to space is great and electric cars are cool too, but damn, did they have to come in a package with Elon Musk and his awful fan club?
To the tune of “Plastic Jesus” as modified for Robert A. Cook's “’68 Chevelle.”
I don't care about no one's feelings, long as I've got my plastic Elon
Musk on the dash of my electric robo-car.
Train and bus I won't endorse, 'cause public transit's for the poors,
But on a Hyperloop I would go far.
I'm in Elon's Twitter fan club and I'm stanning every day;
When he does stock manipulation, we all shout hooray!
I don't care about no one's feelings, long as I've got my plastic Elon
Musk on the dashboard of my car.
Down the road I go in style, listening closely all the while
Joe Rogan has some anti-vaxxers on for interviews.
Who cares if the guests are cranks and Joe is laughing to the bank?
It's much more fun than hearing real news!
My favorite was the time when Joe and Elon both got stoned—
Even better than hearing about gay frogs from Alex Jones!
I don't care about no one's feelings, long as I've got my plastic Elon
Musk on the dashboard of my car.
Burn the forests large and small, it don't affect my Bitcoin wallet,
Long as I've got the juice to mint my NFTs.
Crypto's surely not a bubble, got no regulation trouble,
Printing my own money is a breeze.
I've got a hard drive for my Dogecoin and one more for ETC,
My miners use more power than a smallish count-a-ry!
I don't care about no one's feelings, long as I've got my plastic Elon
Musk on the dashboard of my car.
Till I get my crypto fortune, I'll spend all my time on 4chan,
Flaming all the normies, cracking funny jokes on /pol/.
Take a look at WallStreetBets—my Gamestop shares aren't rising yet,
But all I have to do with them is HODL.
I open up my Tinder—being this hot is a burden,
'Cause ladies love a fan of Walter White and Tyler Durden!
I don't care about no one's feelings, long as I've got my plastic Elon
Musk on the dashboard of my autopilot, stop-sign-running, might-catch-fire, better-than-yours, Tesla electric car.
@rocketman0739 Mar 2022
@janeg Walter White is a character from Breaking Bad, and Tyler Durden is a character from Fight Club. They are both deeply flawed figures for whom a certain type of guy will express an unhealthy level of admiration (rather like Musk).
@janeg Feb 2022
This is so brilliant!!! A definite keeper and about-to-be fan favourite. Though you lost me at the end about who the ladies love.
@cblack Feb 2022
Awesome lyrics. This could easily be an instant classic! Well done. :)
@potentialspam Feb 2022
Yessss. I 100% agree with this and I think you'll find a lot of others who do too. There need to be more songs about how ridiculous all of this is. Great playing with the melody too for the chorus. Loved it!