Feb 2022 synthpop spoken-word bumper-stickers comedy
The idea was simple. All of the bumper stickers used for these lyrics were either seen on the road recently or taken from this hilarious collection - https://www.zazzle.com/c/bumper+stickers.
Sincerely, I mean no offense to followers of Jesus Christ. These bumper stickers are a North American tradition so naturally the Jesus thing became the theme that I ran with.
It was me. I let the dogs out.
I hear you honking and I also don't want me to be doing what I'm doing.
Like most musicians, you are following a bass player.
JESUS IS COMING SOON ARE YOU READY?
Jesus take the wheel
I heart my wife
I brake for butterflies
MEAN PEOPLE ARE MEAN!
REAL WOMEN DRIVE TRUCKS
I FART ON THE FIRST DATE
WARNING! The driver of this vehicle might be raptured at any moment, use caution.
JESUS SAVES!!!
Jesus take the wheel
I heart my wife
I brake for butterflies
HONK IF YOU HAVE TO POOP!
Honk if you're a goose
HONK IF YOU DON'T EXIST.
JESUS IS MY AIRBAG
Jesus take the wheel
I heart my wife
I brake for butterflies
GET THE VACCINE YOU BIG BABY
RATS ON BOARD
I got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You read that wrong too.
No matter who is president, JESUS IS STILL KING
CAMP IN A TENT NOT IN THE LEFT LANE
don't blame me I voted for my dog!
People did not believe Noah either ...until it was too late.
do you follow Jesus this close?
Jesus take the wheel
I heart my wife
I brake for butterflies
@beacon Mar 2022
So creative. I love how you put these all together.
@liz561 Mar 2022
This is just the perfect package! The instrumentation, the lyrics and the fantastic vocal delivery-hilarious!
@elainedimasi Mar 2022
I cannot WAIT to press play
* presses play *
Laughing OUT LOUD when you hit your chorus. OMG.
No! What @zecoop said. It's the whole song.
Best. Curating. Ever.
@tunecat Feb 2022
I C love the idea of making a song from ‘found lyrics’ and these are awesome. Love what you’ve done with them!!
@zecoop Feb 2022
That chorus, though... No, wait, it's the whole song. Genius and an incredibly fun way to present this stuff. This was absolutely fun and a great way to approach a song. 100% enjoyed this and 100% hope we can meet sometime in 2022. We are just down the road... :)
Loved this whole song!
@bethdesombre Feb 2022
This is so much fun and so oddly successful! I love the Jesus thru-line.
@sph Feb 2022
"I brake for butterflies" will be my mantra from now on!
@ofishell Feb 2022
Applause. That is all.
@deena Feb 2022
Hilarious! I hope I brake for butterflies is a big seller on zazzle!
@crisp1 Feb 2022
Are you having fun yet? Thank you for a good laugh, Justin. This is hysterical and the way you intone the words contrasted with that falsetto chorus -- pure gold!
@cleanshoes Feb 2022
I listened to this several times in a row. The synth backing is ridiculously fun and your delivery of the lines is just icing on the cake. So well done!
@splittybooms Feb 2022
Oh man...this is so friggin fun.
I've seen so many of these "wonderful" phrases in big block letters slapped on bumpers or back windows or on the trunk and other places other than the bumper where they are supposed to go.
Out of context, all gathered here, and put in a lyrical structure all next to eachother - hilarity.
I love the chorus. I'm actually giggling.
The way you sing/talk the verses was a perfect choice and makes it even funnier.
But I can't overlook the music here, sir...you just sneak in this perfect bit of electro good-cheese pop in here and just leave it there under this funny stuff?
Love it. Every bit of it.
@spikedirection Feb 2022
This is brilliant. Simply brilliant. I'd love to play this on my show on XRP radio tomorrow night, in the FAWM segment, if I have your permission (and you also make this downloadable)?
@coolparadiso Feb 2022
cool intro and a great concept! so well put together, love the little synths and all those cracking sound effects! yeah we have them here - some are funny most ridiculous. well said and done
@guatecoop Feb 2022
This is AWESOME!!!! I am really puzzled by bumper stickers generally….it’s like people are trying to convince others of…..something. Their supposed identity plastered on their car….WHY??? Just do your thing. Anyway, I do have a fawm sticker and a 4 track sticker that @stevenwesleyguiles made for the 4 track challenge. I try to promote fawm and get people curious. But anyway, your delivery was just perfect! Great job.
@judypie Feb 2022
Oh my oh my oh my. How do I love this? Lemme count the ways!!
It’s sooooo freakin cool, what a fantabulous idea, I had a ball listening to it! And that chorus! Yas Yas Yas.
@cindyrella Feb 2022
So much funk and so much fun! So enjoyed this one!
@ayehahmur Feb 2022
This has all the fun AND all the funk. Fantastic concept and a great choice of stickers to give the whole thing some sort of narrative flow. Really love the carpet of vocals in the chorus. Sweet work my friend.
@sw1n3flu Feb 2022
I love songs like this! The 8-bit-ish synths are tasty. Honk if you don’t exist!!
@debrandio Feb 2022
What a crazy, amazing, fun-funky song. Great idea!! Dig the car sounds.
@mikeskliar Feb 2022
What a funny and brilliant idea! and you really ran with it! (or 'drove with it as the case may be') Ha, this just gets better and better, with the honking and everything. Jeez!(us) . I think 'camp in a tent not the left lane' might be my fave.
Love the demo, the synths, the vocal delivery, everything, - its great!
@rayboneor Feb 2022
Great idea and even better execution. That's a great chorus. It's all crisp and catchy. I love all the synth stuff. It's delightful top to bottom, even though I'm disturbed by the need to put any message on one's car, especially one as truncated as a bumper sticker slogan
@katestantonsings Feb 2022
The music is catchy. Your vocals sound great. The lyrics are hilarious. I hate the Honor Roll bumper stickers and, of course, bumper nuts on big trucks (or on crocs).
@metalfoot Feb 2022
LOL. Oh bumper stickers. Great funky setting. (also, no offense taken.)