Feb 2022 short fun novelty acoustic-one-take
I'm writing a bunch of short songs to eventually be re-recorded (and arranged) then put up on the TikTok platform. As such, some of them will be written with the repeat-functionality in mind and this is one of those infinitely-looping songs. It's also my first attempt at something like this so CRITIQUE THE HECK out of it please and thank you.
Why don't microwaves have volume control?
When it's 3am, and my brain's sayin'
It's time for pizza rolls
I hear the BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, and cry
Cuz my housemate's sleep has been denied
Oh, I wish microwaves had volume control
Now my microwave has volume control
When it's 4am, I turn the volume to 10
It resonates through my home
My housemate asks "what the fuck are you doing?"
I say "Mac n cheese dance party, for two"
Then we got down, to the sound of my microwave
(A microwave with volume control)
*Guitar solo*
I installed a subwoofer for my microwave
I set for 8 hours, every night, it starts my day
My neighbors at my door, and I know what for
Through the glass I hear them say
@franniezest Mar 2022
i love this! i want to start dancing when the 2nd verse starts and the vocals crank up a notch - mac n cheese dance party sounds fun!!! i think the 'guitar solo' is more fun done vocallly than w guitar OR maybe a kazoo?? :) really enjoyed this one great fun catchy song
@ohleeoh Feb 2022
You, sir, are out of control. Keep up the good work!