Feb 2022
We all know
Weight’s bad for health
More important than
Your wealth
In keeping with this axiom
Weight Watchers was for me
I could hardly wait for action
A nice thin me to see
My weigh in day is Tuesday
That’s a long time from now
This smallish piece of pie won’t hurt
The program must allow
It’s salad and good veggies
For the days until I weigh
Nice small portions
I will stick to every day
That piece of cake
The sandwich too
Go down without remorse
Days to weigh in are still two
I arrive on Tuesday
On the scales I put my shoe
I’m sorry to relate Sir
You’re up three point two
@klaus Feb 2022
Clever lyrics in that this can be funny or tragic. It's funny when it happens to others, tragic if it happens to you. And any way you look at it you lose some money in Weight Watchers. And meet a lot of "big girls". :)
@ductapeguy Feb 2022
Yup. One piece of pie can't hurt. So relateable.
@judypie Feb 2022
:D Oodles of fun, love it!