It's almost Valentines which means it's time for a love song. @judypie is not singing because the frog in her throat has not been well fed and is now retaliating with bad ribbiting. Until then I will sing in my best Harry Styles voice.
Alien Egg inside me
I can feel it hatching
Don't wanna be host to this thing
Filthy tentacled maggot
eats up everything
Shouldn't have had sex
With that girl
From planet-X
She seducd me with that nice grhhlsvbhowhxx
Licked my body with her forked tongue
She opened my mouth
Sat on my face
Made me swallow an egg dung
Shouldn't have had sex
With that girl
From planet-X
Now we have to
Get married
Cause her father
Said so
@ambroise Apr 2022
Hahaha !
They said what happens in planet-X stays on planet-X... But they never said you would be able du leave.
@leepat Mar 2022
the rhyme you found for planet-X is just genius.
i can't say the same thing about tentacled maggot though...
@thenucleus Feb 2022
My mother warned me not to have sex with extraterrestrials....she said stick with humans...and maybe a few farm animals. Fun song!
@yam655 Feb 2022
Nicely done! A pleasant performance with some great lyrics!
There's some really solid family values in this song. Very wholesome!
(Back in the day, the Puritans mostly got married after someone was pregnant.)
@karenin Feb 2022
Hahahahaha!!! F*** yeah!!! The sign of the horns way way up
@sapient Feb 2022
Oh god yes. I love the verses in this waaay tooo much. Right up my street.
The choruses are a bit cheerful, but i guess it's important that people get to hear the instructional part of the song clearly... :)
@timfatchen Feb 2022
This is an absolute hoot! What a Valentine sending this makes! Turns the screen pink again!
@elainedimasi Feb 2022
Hahahahahaha! I adore the track. And the comments are killing me. Double congratulations!
@amelea Feb 2022
Are you sure this wasn't the frog inside judypie's throat belting out some metalcore ribbeting? Otherwise, um, yeah totally catching the One Direction vibes! Great storytelling... unless... this is real
@adforperu Feb 2022
THIS is how you tell me?
@thesoundof Feb 2022
I think this is the only suitable way to deal with pregnancy. The only genre that really suits to the alien feeling. And if the parent is an alien from planet-X, then even more so! I wouldn't want to meet her father!
Very unexpected though. Great work!
@silvermachine Feb 2022
I never imagined that taking @judypie out of the equation would result in this filthy noise. It's the perfect antidote for all the mindless folky strumming and warbling that goes on here.
Men getting pregnant by aliens from planet X?! Goodness gracious I'm going to write to my MP about the rising level of decadence on this site.
@tinear Feb 2022
Congratulations.
@seemanski Feb 2022
Really really hope this is your way of spreading some good news. Totally not what I expected, but in retrospect I probably should have. Great shouting, loved it
@tunecat Feb 2022
Epic!!!
@sherrycanary Feb 2022
Such an ethereal love song.
The images are divine.
Ahhh, and that smooth sexy voice
@ampersandman Feb 2022
Perfect Valentine's Day song. I'm considering playing it to her and selling it as mine.
@fuzzy Feb 2022
Oh such lovely noises here.
Harry Styles WISHES he could sing like that.
Like getting bludgeoned in the head.
But in a good way.
@dzdandcunfsd Feb 2022
It happens ;) , but no worries it'll all be over soon. They devour their host on their second solar cycle year.
@cloudhopper Feb 2022
love it!
definitely epic
@fonte Feb 2022
We’ve allllll been there. Haven’t we? Heavy heavy sound. Guitars are epic!
@judypie Feb 2022
I love it when you sing romantic love songs <3
@unkept Feb 2022
Wow, that wall of sound and those lyrics... and the art! The pumping instrumentation at the refrain is cool.