Who says I have no sense of humor? The working title of this one was "Fucking Sailors in Chinatown," but there were too many words in it, so I changed it to the more-suitable-for-work "Resume," meaning the summary of one's career. Shortest song I've written, incidentally ....
Resume (a/k/a F.S.I.C.)
I am honest and thoughtful, attentive, and bright
I can tell right from left, and I know wrong from right
I’m polite and well-mannered. My underwear’s clean.
I’m tidy and thrifty, and handsome and lean ...
I say my prayers nightly, and I clean my plate.
I’m in bed (all alone) at a quarter past eight.
Ignore all the gossip. I’ve nothing to say.
I’m healthy and wealthy, and wise and I’m -- well, YOU figure it out.
@karenin Feb 2022
Such a fun number! I can almost picture the jazz bar vibes. Finger snappin’ good!
@debs Feb 2022
Bahahahaha this is freaking hilarious. That is all.
@rayboneor Feb 2022
Ha...It's nice to hear a light tone. Great delivery vocal delivery on this one. I love how the words tumble out. Hilarious ending...sounds like you were having fun. I definitely had fun
@artie Feb 2022
A really enjoyable listen. Put a smile on my face this evening.
@ohleeoh Feb 2022
That made me laugh. We need more of that!