Well I got a beard on my brain and I'm going insane
Now it's time for everyone to sing the refrain:
I got a Brain Beard, a b-b-b-b-Brain Beard
That's what makes me kinda weird, I got a Brain Beard
It's getting pretty long, I think it needs to be sheared,
I got a Brain Beard
Well it started as a tumor and began to get hairy
Before I knew it, it expanded, now it's really big and scary
Got a Brain Beard, a b-b-b-b-Brain Beard
It's what my doctor said he feared, I got a Brain Beard
Now it's thinking on it's own, it's got my thoughts all smeared
I got a Brain Beard
Now it's growing out my ears and I can wear it on my chin
I just tie it really tight and let the fun begin
I got a Brain Beard, a b-b-b-b-Brain Beard
One day it just appeared, I got a Brain Beard
It's attracting some attention, soon it's gonna be revered
I got a Brain Beard
Now it's covering my face and I can't see a thing
But it's controlling all my actions, so now everybody sing
I got a Brain Beard, a b-b-b-b-Brain Beard
a b-b-b-b-Brain Beard
a b-b-b-b-Brain Beard
There's a b-b-beard on my brain
I'm g-g-going insane
Yes, it's a b-b-beard on my brain
It's m-m-making me insane
@nancycunning Feb 2022
These are fun lyrics. The song reminds me of They Might Be Giants. The album with Make a Little Birdhouse in Your Soul and Triangle Man in it. Oh, and I Want a Shoehorn, the Kind with Teeth.
I like the way you deliver them in the video too.