A one-take demo, raw, imperfect, about not being able to write a song.
Chords: G Bb F G# D# F# D G (when played correctly)
I want to inspire the beginning of your day
Alas, I must admit, I've nothing pertinent to say
I'm striving to be topical, but try as I may
I guess, for now, I've nothing pertinent to say
I could channel the late French actor Maurice Chevalier
But then again, even he'd have nothing pertinent to say
I could talk of making dinner - perhaps chicken en flambé
But sustenance aside, I've nothing pertinent to say
I'm a staunch ally of the LGBTQIA
But devoid of context here, that's nothing pertinent to say
I could scream to all you motherfuckers, "YIPPEE-YI-KI-YAY!"
But unless your name is Bruce, that's nothing pertinent to say
As much as I would love to have a point here to convey
It's abundantly clear I've nothing pertinent to say
The flowers all have wilted in this lyrical bouquet
And pretense will abound with nothing pertinent to say
It's time to end this song, my writing process now astray
For up 'til, and including, now, I've nothing pertinent to say
So I'm throwing in the towel now, and then I'll go away
Until I can find something pertinent to say
@apolez3 Feb 2022
"The flowers all have wilted in this lyrical bouquet" love this line!
@elesimo Feb 2022
Love the meta song here, it's a fun take on it!