Another one from the isolation tapes. We get let out in to the exercise yard for 25 minutes a day.
Exercise yard is basically a small circuit around the hotel courtyard with a couple of strategically placed small overtaking lanes that you have to time pretty carefully to get past and keep an appropriate distance between the other inmates. Anyway, that is what the song was going to be about but it kind of morphed. Too late for me to be making noise so happy for someone else to throw a bit of a dirty old 12 bar shuffle (or what ever else takes you) behind this :)
Well I followed you for miles, Hanging on your tail
You sitting out in front just like a big old humpback whale
You’re a road hog baby, … road hog baby
You driving me crazy… Just like miss Daisy
It’s a road hog baby
Driving me outta my mind
Well you’ve gotta nice rear end, and a pretty parcel shelf
But could you move a little faster and stop playing with yourself
You’re a road hog baby, … road hog baby
You so slow and lazy.. slow and lazy
It’s a road hog baby
Driving me outta my mind
I’m not one for road rage
Don’t wanna throw a fit
But if you don’t pull over
I might just lose my… wits
It’s a road hog baby.. road hog baby
It’s So slow and lazy.. slow and lazy
It’s a road hog baby
Driving me outta my mind
{solo]
The sign says 100 but you’re doing 65
My grandma could drive faster, if she was alive
You’re a road hog baby, … please pull over
You driving me crazy… this week is fine
You’re a road hog baby
Driving me outta my mind
@leepat Mar 2022
lolz, nice rear end indeed. my grandma is smiling in her grave.
this deserves the 12-bar treatment like crazy.
I'll keep it in my to-do notes for a year if you don't mind...
@tseaver Feb 2022
Fun write! I can definitely hear some snarly overdriven guitar here.
@barbara Feb 2022
This one’s lots of fun, and I just loved “like a big old humpback whale”! (Of course at first I thought this was still about the courtyard, so it was extra hyperbolic.) ;) Somebody should grab this up!
@bradbrubaker Feb 2022
Your road rage turns far more clever phrases than folks I've ridden with, haha
@gardeningangel1 Feb 2022
As a fast walker who often gets stuck behind sidewalk hogs I can relate to this. I can feel the frustration while trying to be patient. Very clever. Imagining a driving bassline but a guitar solo slow as molasses with excruciatingly long, drawn-out notes.
@shallowcarrot Feb 2022
This is hilarious!