Now I’m sweet on you like a candy man can
And I’ll fix your drain like a handy man man
I’ve got brawn and brain like a manly man man
Why you wanna treat me like a Randy can can
Like a Randy can x2
I know that you know what you know
I’m sweet and potent like brandy, can’t stand
And I’ll never break down like a Camry man, man
And I’ll hold it all together like an ampersand can
And you still treat me like a Randy can can
And the beach in your mind is all sandy sand sand
I’m a raggedy man like that Andy man, man
And I come in piece like a Gandhi man can
And you treat me just like a Randy can can
@mal Feb 2022
This is catchy, funny, and a bit menacing all at once. All qualities I admire, and this is well suited for repeat plays. Sleazy-listening is an inspiring tag. I absolutely must try a song in that genre.