Chop up the vegetables and measure out the spice
Each in its receptacle everything looks so nice
Good orderly direction makes this boy feel like a boss
Pardon my erection while I get my mise en place
I am a mise en place motherfucker when I need to be
Oui, oui, I am a mise en place motherfucker when I need to be
Ramekin living
Ramekin life
Ramekin living ramekin living
Ramekin life
Do not wait until you’re half way into your cook
Or you will find yourself without a paddle up merde brook
You won’t know what hit you and you’ll wind up feeling lost
So get your act together and get your mise en place
Do be a mise en place motherfucker when you need to be
Oui, oui, do be a mise en place motherfucker when you need to be
Ramekin living
Ramekin life
Ramekin living ramekin living
Ramekin life
I am a mise en place motherfucker when I need to be
Oui, oui, I am a mise en place motherfucker when I need to be
I am a mise en place motherfucker when I need to be
Oui, oui, I am a mise en place motherfucker
@bradbrubaker Feb 2022
The incorporation of other French words is very clever, but none more than "without a paddle up merde brook." I like how serious the speaker in this song is about the subject, like "who are these other jokers?"