An expression of irritation...
Utah Drivers
What’s wrong with Utah drivers?
Maybe they’re all on crack
Maybe they’re high on religion
Maybe they’re just eating snacks
Maybe they’re on their cell phones (they are)
Maybe they’re just really dumb
Maybe they’re just really selfish
Looking out for number one
Maybe they’ve all been raised to believe
They’re one of the chosen few
Maybe they think they’re more important
Than the likes of me and you
Maybe they’re way too busy
Perhaps they’ve got too many kids
Maybe they all just need to calm down
And stop throwing hissy fits
Maybe they’re way too aggro
And need some goddamn therapy
Maybe they never learned manners
Or how to not be so crappy
Maybe they’re doped up on prescription drugs
Maybe they’re just really tired
Maybe they forgot what snow and ice are
Maybe they should all be fired
Whatever the reason, whatever the rhyme
It’s dangerous in this beehive
So please, for the love of all that is holy,
Let me make it home alive
@markg Feb 2022
Ever hear of Boston Drivers?
That's quite a list of possibilities. I dig that religion gets a well deserved hit.
@fonte Feb 2022
Oh man, we have them here too. Its not just Utah! This could be a global anthem! Love it, nice humour, some great lines :-)