This is what I call a farce, total hogwash, thrown together way too quickly in homage to Charlie Daniels 'Uneasy Rider'. I'm sure I can clean it up better, but meanwhile it's outta my brain so I can focus on something else. A collaborator is needed and perhaps an apology. Yes this may be the last Zong standing.
'Scuse Me Bubb
Excuse me bubb I don't wanna fight
But you called me something n it just ain't right
I think it might be best to clear the air
I'll answer to every vile word I know
And I'm not talkin 'bout a Jim Bob, or Joe
But you said something I'm just plain loathe to hear
I been dubbed a variety of really choice names
I been tossed outta busses n taxis n planes
Even a mangy dog sees me he cross the street
I been shanked n cranked n tanked I been busted
I been soused n deloused til the flies were disgusted
Not exactly something your mom would wanna meet
So you take that word back cuz I'm not gonna budge
Or we can duke it out here n try our luck with a judge
But among the black robes I'm a well known quantity
I've blasphemed n been obscene n I'm ok with any noun or verb
But I just can't abide when a man calls me that word
So I'll thank you to find a more appropiate one for me
I can round up ex-wives they'll all testify
That there's nothin respectable about me and why
When you heard enough you can nod or simply say ok
Would the governor, police chief, and mayor all lie?
Would 3 different countries just deport any guy?
Just take that word back and we can go on our way
There's states I avoid and a handful of nations
Mindful of statutes of limitations
I been called every epitaph one man could endure
There's a teamfull of nuns on strict rotation
prayin round the clock for my eternal salvation
Does that sound like a man that you'd call sir!
I've heard prison guards who were guarding cannibals
Say by far that I'm the much more bigger animal
Just raise you hand when you have heard enough.....
--- [and then the bass player throws up his hands as the music suddenly stops with a thump and then he says "ok ok ok I'm sorry I called you sir!"]
Bass drum/ cymbal crash
@yewnorker Feb 2022
Thanks, bubb. Glad someone got it!
@dzdandcunfsd Feb 2022
Well it won't be the last zong standing. Its actually pretty great reminds me of some of the stuff, hell can't think of his name now. I know I've got google right here, but I'm lazy... squirrel loose in church/gitarzan/etc guy would have done... he may even still be alive, damnit now I'm curious LOL. Ray Stevens and yup, he's still kickin' around!
I used to also call my dad sir just to piss him off. It didn't have to be sarcastically either... he hated it!