Feb 2022 ss020422e skirmish cleaning chickens acoustic-one-take
Skirmish Theme/topic: Cleaning (washing, scrubbing, decluttering, shampooing, exfoliating, dusting, anything to make things cleaner)
https://fawm.org/forums/topic/12503/
Based on the way my chickens act when I clean the coop, it's pretty clear they want nothing to do with it.
Don't look now, but here comes trouble
It's that guy who brings the food
Walking up with his big shovel
Oh, you know this can't be good
Meet me over by that blueberry bush
We can't stay here in the coop
Tell the others it's not safe to stay at home
That man came back to steal our poop
Do you think he has a fetish?
Don't you wonder where it goes?
Someone told me that he eats it
with a clothespin on his nose
Meet me over by that blueberry bush
We can't stay here in the coop
Tell the others it's not safe to stay at home
That man came back to steal our poop
Meet me over by that blueberry bush
We can't stay here in the coop
Tell the others it's not safe to stay at home
That man came back to steal our poop
@downfallroad Feb 2022
This is a triumph. I laughed all the way through. Great performance and great lyrics. I won't be able to clean the coop without hearing this song.
@gflatminor Feb 2022
Stellar skirmish song.
@driftwood1 Feb 2022
Lol, animals must think people are crazy. Nice groove too.
@wylddandelyon Feb 2022
Oh, wow, this is fun. Made me laugh.
@whispermouse Feb 2022
Damn, that melody is catchy. Love the perspective, "clothespin on his nose" is such a perfect Looney Tunes image. Awesome ending, too.
@erbaer Feb 2022
Great song! I like the vocal harmonica solo. I often wonder what the chicken are thinking. Now I know. Well done, sir!
@dzdandcunfsd Feb 2022
This is great! I didn't read the lyrics so got a nice hilarious surprise. Sounds great too, that's a beautiful sounding guitar and some nice playing/singing! That solo was the show stopper for me though! :D
@mikehex Feb 2022
Hilarious! Great song
@liz561 Feb 2022
I cannot stop laughing!!! Great!
@sheilerk Feb 2022
This is hilarious!! I know a bunch of people who keep chickens who would poop themselves laughing at this. And the tune is so catchy as well. You really aced this!
@kenmattsson Feb 2022
This is so fun. I love the point of view of the chickens. Your playing is great and I love your singing. Great skirmish.
@kahlo2013 Feb 2022
What a wonderfully unique take on the skirmish! I love the perspective of the chickens! Makes me smile! Wonderful delivery!
@vivalarayna Feb 2022
Lol! I was laughing from the first line and am still laughing as I write this. "That guy came back to steal our poop" Haha!!! The solo is gold. Your chickens should get collab credit.
@metalfoot Feb 2022
LOL. This is a great song and I love the solo!