Feb 2022 comedy storytime ukuele song about didgeridoo
This song is basically an excuse to actually clean out my didgeridoo.
Once upon a time 5 years ago
I bought a didgeridoo at a renaissance faire
When I got home I took a look thru it and
Saw
There were some dead spiders in there
At least I think they were they weren’t actively moving
And didn’t come out when I tried to blow thru but
Still it’s really gross and I digerididn’t know what to do
OH I want to play my didgeridoo
I don’t know what to didgeridoo
Cuz my didgeridoo is full of spiders
And funny story when you go to google
You find out this is a normal thing
Spiders just like to hang out inside digeridoos
So that’s fun
There was one particular story
About a woman who accidentally inhaled one
So I let this problem be a mystery
And let the dig sit in a corner
I’d occasionally try to play it but stayed away
Cuz I want to play my didgeridoo
I don’t what to didgeridoo
Cuz my didgeridoo is full of spiders
So then I was like Ok it’s FAWM
And I want to play dig on this song
So I just stuck a paper towel
Down the hole with a broom handle
And it cleared all the spiders out
And I don’t know how
It took me 5 years to do a task that took like 10 minutes but that’s another song
So I guess I can play my didgeridoo
Which I don’t quite how to didgeridoo
But I can start cuz it’s no longer full of spiders
SPIDER FREE DIG SOLO!
@thefifthsister Feb 2022
This really made me smile and cringe at the same time. Another great song, lyrics on point!
@nobodyofficial Feb 2022
My didgeridoo is full of spiders too, nice and light lyrics
@jlampson Feb 2022
I love using FAWM as an excuse to dust off old instruments. I'm doing the same thing with my songs and my equipment. I have one that needs a minor repair so it's a great catalyst to finally get it done. I totally relate to "It took me 5 years to do a task that took like 10 minutes" TOO MUCH
I loved the conversational and educational aspect of the song and you are obviously having a blast doing it. How fun!
@yam655 Feb 2022
This is fantastic! I loved the didge solo!
I saw that Amazon is selling super cheap didgeridoos these days and almost immediately bought one. (I've known people to attempt to make their own due to the high prices of the instruments in the 90s.)
@alyxanderjames Feb 2022
lol this is hilarious and relatable - I don't have a didgeridoo full of spiders, but I have definitely put off 10 minute tasks for absurd lengths of time on a regular basis. Thanks for the smile!