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Rude hand gestures
Been around this world a time or two
If you travel much this'll interest you
I'm talkin rude hand gestures
Now some things aren't universal
The thumbs up sign is controversial
Is that a rude hand gesture?
It means up yours in the Middle East
Latin America and in Greece
It's a rude hand gesture
If you use your thumb to hitch a ride
There's some places you might be surprised
It's a rude hand gesture
Now some gestures are quite well known
With famous names and legends grown
Learn these rude hand gestures
There's the Grass In Hand, Sticky Fingers
The Concha, the Corna, the Buso, the Wanker
Those're rude hand gestures
There's Donkey Ride, and the Queen Anne's Fan
In the Muslim world just avoid left hands
Those're rude hand gestures
There's the Les Boules, and the Idiota
The Huevon, Fodeu and the famous Moutza
Those're rude hand gestures
If all these things seem confused and murky
Put your hands in your pockets --unless you're in Turkey
That's a rude hand gesture
@andrea Feb 2022
This is playful and fun with a side of mature audience only. This is a lesson dealt humorously. Nice!
@yewnorker Feb 2022
Glad you liked it. I left out most of them. Such as:
La Rapete
On Se Tire
La Flute
Estupido
Cocking the Snook
The Five Fathers
The Dick Head
The Cutis
Bras D'Honneur
The TacaNo
Papo Furado, etc.
I can picture a singer making each gesture as he sings it, which would be hilarious, well, hilarious if you have a weird sense of humor like me. Thanks again. Hey, right back at ya!
@readwrite Feb 2022
Well, that's really fun! I'd clearly be in trouble in Turkey. I was told as a teenager (1980) by a shipwright not to put my hands in my pockets, it made me look unwilling to work. I have paid no attention.