Feb 2022
I'm notorious for terrible plosions when performing and recording. So I challenged myself to write a song made predominantly of plosive words. Hopefully this helps with future sound checks. Next phase....setting this to music....somehow.
Please pronounce your painful plosions
Practice playing your performance.
Piping pining purple potions
Parsing for your big promotions.
Perchance a pentatonic piece
Or Phrygian pitches placed perfectly
Paintings speckled periwinkle and puce
Or platinum for a peppered spruce
Place a pretty octopus
By a petty platypus
Prefer pedantic paws and purrs
Or primroses brandishing burrs?
Permit me pause these pensive plosions
Perceptive but complete impulsion
Persnickety and psychotic
These appalling paltry phonics.
@metricula Feb 2022
Oh my god, I love this and it's a struggle so relatable. My pop filter kept falling so I finally just stuck a knitted sock on my mic as a makeshift windscreen lol
@wylddandelyon Feb 2022
Oh, this made me laugh! So many wonderful P words, dancing about in lovely rhyme and rhythm.