this is a very dirty song written from the perspective of a computer
I wanted to go back to my roots and write a rap
[Verse 1]:
You’re the antivirus of my heart
You guard it, you ward it and you get it started
Only you can open up the lock
My body is a system, you grease my cogs
Turn me on and checks my logs
Like a computer
[Hook 1]:
I can get a little stuck in my habits
Nothing that a button won’t fix, so
I look through my cam and I see my man
And he love it when I take his pixels
[Verse 2]:
My soul is a machine that beeps and grinds
it goes into overheat each time
you probe inside
And every time an update is complete
I let you take control, alt, delete
[Hook 2]:
Hit refresh, babe, your lover’s gotta buffer
You ain’t gonna get it this quick
I load up my screen, and he looks so keen
Cause he love it when I take that click
When we get together it’s so electric
Power up and love me to bits
He plug it in the port and I never get bored ‘cause
He know just how to make me glitch
[Verse 3]:
Yo, bitches get the 404 any day
My baby don’t go door to door, I’m his bae
I am portable, not affordable, sorry
But the board don’t come out to play
I’m a high class, you know what’s up with the Macs
Where the flies at? Baby, no bugs in the grass
No lies man, I love to get plugged in the back
He a Python, and you know that’s code for the thang
No Microsoft, if you know what I mean
I keep the files on lock and the history cleared
I am the final boss, and the moment is here
To be clear, when he near, I just tell him to enter
If it gets too hot, I keep a fan in the center
I’m splendid, these hoes need a week to render
If you come for me, know I return to sender
[Outro]:
My man got a plan, so I gave him the password
Don’t just leave me on the bed, it’s a fire hazard
If Jesus had a laptop he would tweet the rapture
Now that is worth a screen capture, bitch
@ofishell Feb 2022
LOLOL - love it!
@sailingmagpie Feb 2022
Really witty lyrics with some excellent euphemisms throughout and love the idea of rapping over a sweet little ukulele tune!
@leepat Feb 2022
yes, something about the combination of queers computers and ukuleles makes this quite the surreal listen :)
great write with many great lines - the control alt delete line and the last couplet stand out for me.
@quru Feb 2022
Ukulele and rap, what? That melodic flow and playful lyrics fit the instrument so well. In contrast to "traditional" rap I love the song goes on and even with just ukulele and voice, and even reading the lyrics it's impossible to predict where it goes but it still keeps together. Great work!