Feb 2022 fuc comedy iloveshortsongs anti-valentine
Just another silly idea that jumped into my head, and I followed it through to its proper heartless conclusion. You're welcome.
More monotron under the choruses. Long story but I had to quickly rerecord the ukulele lead and then fiddled with the mix last moment having broken one of the earbuds on my headphones, so TDLR I have no idea what it will sound like to you, but I like it in mono at least :)
EDIT 09/02: I went back to remix it and changed the lyrics to make them a but punchier. Result, a new "improved" version! But if you want to luxuriate in the original's verbosity, it's still here on my website here: https://www.johnnycashpoint.com/fawm22/jc_oraump.mp3
On a scale of 1 to 10
For liking to have sex with men,
Fear that I'd score highly,
Talking 9 or higher.
So while your proposal's very kind.
You're lovely but you're out your mind.
Oh, oh, no, it's out the question!
Thought of it gives me indigestion ...
On a scale of one to five where
one's "me dead" and five's "alive",
How much would you kill me
If what I've said was true?
Truth is I'm just screwing with you
For want of something fun to do
Oh, oh, no, it's out the question!
Thought of it gives me indigestion ...
...
@deena Feb 2022
I love it.. so funny and I love the sounds. I'm not sure what that plucking repetitive sound is (is that the uke?) whatever it is, it's a 5 (or a 10!). The title alone makes this!
@unknownbecky Feb 2022
This is a genius verse starter:
On a scale of one to five where
One's "me dead" and five's "alive",
Such a fun listen - thank you!
@starfinger Feb 2022
these sounds are awesome too
@pooka Feb 2022
I listened to this and laughed so loudly at the first couplet that everyone around me jumped.
@frey Feb 2022
those 'aaah' harmonies in the background are looovely and I dig the unexpected ending, fun!!