Pulled out the guitars for this. Maybe I'll alternate between using a piano VST and real guitars. Again, using Synthesizer V SOLARIA for vocals.
Has the word "butt", but I don't really think that's NSFW. I don't know, is it?
I saw you scratching your butt
I was on my way home riding the bus
after a slight pause, you started sniffing your fingers
What the hell?!
Don't you realize just how gross that is?
Were you raised by a couple of pigs
don't mind me if I don't shake your hands
getting diarrhea isn't in my plans
Butt scratcher, finger sniffer
he's gotta smell himself
Ain't that right, mister?
Butt scratcher, finger sniffer
let's hope he never graduates
into a finger licker
I wonder how you got this way
did you wake up one day and thought to smell your butt?
Don't you realize just how gross that is?
Were you raised by a couple of pigs
don't mind me if I don't shake your hands
getting diarrhea isn't in my plans
Butt scratcher, finger sniffer
he's gotta smell himself
Ain't that right, mister?
Butt scratcher, finger sniffer
let's hope he never graduates
into a finger licker
He's a butt scratcher
He loves to scratch his butt
Look! Look! He's scratching his butt
He can't help himself
@liz561 Mar 2022
Well I guess you can make a song out of just about any subject! Very listenable (as long as you don't think too hard about the lyrics).
@yewnorker Mar 2022
Well! I just went from 'crack pipe duck' to this one. Very well done. Wonderful really. I love humor in music.
@markg Feb 2022
I had to listen to this song when I read the title.
Gross, funny, immature, cool guitar--what's not to like?
Is that an AI computer voice? I'll soundboard you for more info.
@notenkraker Feb 2022
Amazingly catchy and humorous. That guitar run at the end was the cherry on top.
@mardeycranbleson Feb 2022
Seriously great song I loved it - really amazed this is a synth i used to mess with vocaloid but could only make novelty songs with it I need to look into this.
@dzdandcunfsd Feb 2022
I mean, who can resist a title like this.
...and then WOW! I hope this was as much fun to sing and play as it sounds like it was. I already know how much that chorus is going to earworm me at ALL the worst moments.
Nothing to add, except I'm only jealous I didn't write this one!
@theodamus Feb 2022
Well the title got me interested, but I didn’t expect to LOVE this song! This is a jam! It has shades of Ida Maria and Nina Hagen for me. Beautiful arrangement and delivery, funny off kilter idea. Nice!
@p3t3h4rv3y Feb 2022
What a unique, brutally honest vision, the most surprising song I've reviewed so far! Poppy tune and bright delivery, like a fist in a cloud of balloons. Can't wait to hear the next one.