Needs a Collaborator. A humorous homage about unrequited love. A poor dumb guy doesn't quite get it why she's not into him.
Little Alphabet Girl
All those letters you recite
How am I supposed to know
What they mean or what they spell
With you girl I just can't tell
I think I'll call you
My little alphabet girl
Is there room for me
In your world
My Little alphabet girl
You're sure playin' hard to get
Explain to me your ABCs
There's more to you than meets the eyes
So tell me girl what's your surprise
That's why I call you
My little alphabet girl
Is there room for me
In your world
My Little alphabet girl
You know I'm no good in school
So spell it out for me girl
Why you toss around those letters
Why can't we just be together
I just don't understand
My little alphabet girl
Make some room for me
In your world
My Little alphabet girl
@downburst Feb 2022
I can't help but think of Neil Sedaka (because of "Calendar Girl"). This could be a great early 60s cheesy pop hit.
@yewnorker Feb 2022
Thank you for putting this ZONG out of its misery! I owe you one. Seriously, thanks. I'm glad you got the humor, as intended.
@katestantonsings Feb 2022
This is such a playful lyric!