Hey kid
You wanna buy some organs?
You look like you can use a pair of titties
Uh
Maybe an extra kidney
Every kid needs more kidneys
It’s right there in the name ...
Uh, no thanks, mister
Call me Caboose
Okay
I got six feet of intestine
I got a lung and a butt cheek
Need a new heart?
I can get one in a week
I got spleens and I got molars
I got blood and joints for shoulders
I got bladders, I got livers
I got spleens
Call me the organ merchant
I do what I must
To put cocaine on the table
For my girls at the strip club
Some say I’m a menace
But I’m getting good at tennis
And the rich folks
Made a rich man out of me
Say grandma
Have a bite of this banana
Your potassium is looking a little low
Thank you, sonny
No problem. Now if you wouldn’t mind passing out to your left, onto this little dolly
Would be most convenient
I got colons, I got stomachs
I got dicks more than a dozen
I got sinuses I’m trying to
Sell off
I got tongues of many species
I got tentacles and crab feet
I’ll attach anything to anyone
At cost
@nobodyofficial Feb 2022
How do you come up with this stuff? The voices are really great.
@gordon Feb 2022
It's a wrong un for sure but really put a smile on my face this morning. Thanks for posting.