Feb 2022 acoustic-one-take comedy
One take, wrote out a skeleton idea of some words, rest was improvised
I’m gonna pay cash
To have someone inspect this rash
On my ass
On my ass
Leave no trace of the why
It’s no-one’s business but mine
I don’t need to be ad-spammed
I don’t need anyone looking at my ass
Don’t need a trace on the internet
I’m not on onlyfans
Keep your sick fetishes locked up
For goodness sake.
@nancyrost Feb 2022
As someone who's received some pretty annoying and similarly intrusive ad spam, I can relate! Love the guitar playing on this one.
@nahlej381 Feb 2022
Hit me on zoom…I’ll peep your brown eye bro…FAWMily needs to have each other’s backs…and rears. We can do it on the dark web…lol I’ll send ya some goldbond
@jcameron Feb 2022
Oh I dunno, there are probably enough people on the 'net that are into that sort of thing that you could make good money. There are probably enough people on the net that are into ANYTHING that you could say that. Anyway, it gave me a laugh, so nice one.
@blindsheepdog Feb 2022
Deep
@scruffyblues Feb 2022
Classic
@terenziano Feb 2022
A valid argument in support of the NHS.
@frostin Feb 2022
For goodness sake! aamen :D
@cblack Feb 2022
Ha! Loved it! Perfect delivery for the lyrics. :)
@falconbridge Feb 2022
I'm totally giggling at this. This was a *find* and a super good reminder to not take everything so seriously. Thank you for that. (Also, shoot but that's "hookier" than I expected. The tune is super hummable.)