Feb 2022
This was inspired by a true story.
Restaurant Style tortilla chips
sitting in this bag.
Restaurant Style tortilla chips.
They kind of make me sad.
I opened that bag
several days ago,
and they don't taste
really good no more.
Restaurant Style tortilla chirps.
Better days have been, yes, had.
Restaurant Style tortilla chips.
I'm you're sorry, sorry dad.
I should have eaten you sooner.
You shouldn't be here. Not at all.
I had some salsa, I thought I bought.
But then I could not find it at all.
Restaurant Style tortilla chips.
I'm sad that you're still here.
I could snack on you all nice and plain.
If only I had bought that beer. (Whoo!)
Restaurant Style tortilla chips.
I think your days are through.
I'll put you in the trash because
you just make me feel so blue.
@nancyrost Feb 2022
A tragic tale, but the rhythm is very crunchy!
@elesimo Feb 2022
So good! I hate spending food, I became the person who eats all leftovers and makes up recipes using everything that's about to go bad in the fridge. But sometimes chips needs to go.
@mardeycranbleson Feb 2022
You had me with the title! A tragic tale. If I were to write something about this it would be that the chips always go away leaving a half full jar of salsa.
@katestantonsings Feb 2022
This is brilliant! You'd be so good at writing jingles. Wildly creative!
@downburst Feb 2022
I just played through this and it was fun. If you're up for a sort of generic-sounding country-type song I would be interested in giving it a go.
@coolparadiso Feb 2022
That is a song waiting to sing and you cant go wrong with snack good! Clever term, great marketing. I think i might tag a song . Restuarant style music! Or would that be bad. Like elevator music!