Feb 2022 comedy
I’m sorry this is so gross but the struggle is real;
Chorus
You know that I’ve done bad things to my booty (booty booty booty)
I love that spicy food but know too well
I’ll pay for all these hot wings come tomorrow
My asshole is a fiery ring to hell
Verse 1
My tongue is made of plasma, let peppers do their worst
I’ll still smile while I down them and hell, I’ll line up first
My esophagus is stone and my stomach lining’s iron
But lord my butt needs sympathy when it’s the gurgling time
Chorus
Verse 2
I had the hot sauce called The Bomb, it’s pure atomic pain
I didn’t even break a sweat when I sucked down the flame
But glory always has a price, you pay the Devil’s due
And in my hour of darkness I let forth the Flaming Poo
Bridge (tune of Ring of Fire)
My anus is a burning ring of fire
Down, down, down and I hope it don’t splash higher
Chorus
Verse 3
Why would I want to do this when I have nothing to prove
I know I’m tough and like it hot and live for spicy food
But damn I’m bad at sizing up that pleasure versus pain
I’ll swear it off but then come back, I want the sauce again!
Chorus
@stevonnie Feb 2022
Hee!
I have unfortunately hit the point where my gastric system can't handle *anything* that registers on the Scoville scale. Enjoy the spicy food for me! :-)
@cphaurckker Feb 2022
This, my friend, is beautiful (and, unfortunately for me, a bit *too* relatable). :-)
I also may have just woken up the cat laughing out loud at the bridge.
@metricula Feb 2022
Lol, the demo is now up!
@thefifthsister Feb 2022
LMAO. I can't wait for this to be performed on 6 at 6!
@mhorning Feb 2022
I recall this one Indian restaurant where we all told the waitress HOT when asked how hot. Our Tika Fish Marsalla was radioactive red, and it definitely hurt on the other end.