Working on a tedious project remotely (from the comfort of my home office). I reached a breaking point but there was still a good 30 minutes to go until my usual lunch break. How in the world will I fill that time? What can I slip in before I need to go? Maybe a bunch of double-entendres...
Hey baby - you know I wanna slip it in
Hey baby - you know I’m gonna try again
I got something on my mind - It isn’t hard to see
And girl it isn’t what you think - Let me reveal it privately
But first get your mind out the gutter
You know I don’t roll like that
You’re thinking what I wouldn’t utter
There are more ways to skin that cat
Hey baby - you know I wanna slip it in
Hey baby - you know I’ll try until I win
I’m just waiting my chance while you do your dance
In a minute I’ll begin it again - I’m gonna slip it in.
I got something really special that I care to share with you
I’m sure that you can handle it and you’ll know just what to do
But first get your mind out the gutter
You know I don’t roll like that
You’re thinking what I wouldn’t utter
There are more ways to skin that cat
Hey baby - you know I wanna slip it in
Hey baby - you know I’ll try until I win
I’m just waiting my chance while you do your dance
In a minute I’ll begin it again - I’m gonna slip it in.
Waiting, I’ve been waiting -
it seems it’s been forever
Aching, oh I’ve been aching -
To reach in my bag of tricks and whip it out…
But you just won’t shut your mouth…
I got something on my mind - Look deep into my eyes
And be silent for a moment - Here comes my big surprise…
But first get your mind out the gutter
You know I don’t roll like that
You’re thinking what I wouldn’t utter
And what I’m trying to say to you
Through all this hullabaloo
Isn’t dirty, it’s just true:
I love you.
c. 2/1/2022 #4 by Bob Young
@tjfafterdark Feb 2022
Clever. Humorous. That chorus is catchy. Are you going to make a demo of it?