Are you human?
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@janeg Jan 2022
Please let us know your home planet and star system if you were not born on Earth and are willing to share. No pressure. If you are a native of this planet, but use human place names to identify your location, please tell us about your swamp, forest, river or other natural area.
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@janeg Jan 2022
If you are a member of an endangered species, I suggest you be really vague about your location.
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@tinear Jan 2022
I like to think of myself as half man, half biscuit
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@headfirstonly Jan 2022
@tinear One of my favourite bands...
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@auditasum Jan 2022
I was assigned human at birth but identify as aspecies, if you must know
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@ianuarius Jan 2022
How can anyone know if they're human? I don't remember my birth. I was told I was born on this planet and that I am in fact a human. But maybe it was all lies!!!
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@candle Jan 2022
I was a Qorlakian from Beta Marzal V in a former life, but during this ressurection I'm just another ape-descendant Homo Sapien :D
See You In The Shadows… -
@kiffa Jan 2022
I'm a cat/mouse hybrid. I'm my own worst enemy.
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@yam655 Jan 2022
I tell my many and varied offspring that I am an enchanted skeleton surrounded by slime mold to appear human. My bones are hungry, and I must eat.
However, when they balked -- yet again -- about eating giant spider legs given to them directly by the spider and not harming the spider's life -- I reminded them that spiders eat other spiders. And when the spell is broken and the slime covering my enchanted bones slips away, the bones will unfold and I'll be a spider again.
I'm around. You can't successfully hunt humans while avoiding their nests. -
@splittybooms Jan 2022
I am a cheesecake.
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@aeye Jan 2022
Giant eyeball. Sort of like a friendly beholder if you will. Hailing from the planet ERF.
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@persaab Jan 2022
What is human?
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@pearlmanhattan Jan 2022
or are we dancer?
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@elesimo Jan 2022
Of course not, I'm Werswerzian!
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@fuzzy Jan 2022
@dzdandcunfsd and I actually collabed a tune about this very subject during 50/90;
"Nothing To See Here" -
https://files.fawmers.org/FAWM_2022/fuzzy/dzd-Fuzzy%20-%20Nothing%20To%20See%20Here.mp3 -
@downburst Jan 2022
"your body is a ghost factory that takes one lifetime to produce a ghost" ("kimmy" on twitter, long ago)
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@aeye Jan 2022
I mean technically we are all just skeletons piloting meat robots.
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@bradbrubaker Jan 2022
Another Werswerzian here.
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@mahtowin Jan 2022
We are stardust. We are golden.
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@whispermouse Jan 2022
Pretty sure I'm half muppet.
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@johnstaples Jan 2022
By weight, I am 99.7% human but by cell count I am 56% bacteria. So, I am a spaceship constructed from human meat & bone and piloted by bacteria.
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@sbs2018 Jan 2022
I was never interested in other planets until Covid hit. Then Planet Earth felt too claustrophobic! lol!
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@jcameron Jan 2022
"Negative. I am a meat popsicle."
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@carleybaer Jan 2022
Werswerzia in the houuuuuuuse
Although @pearlmanhattan gets a +1 because that's what I thought too -
@phenola Jan 2022
Barely.
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@wylddandelyon Jan 2022
I'm with @mahtowin and @pearlmanhattan ! We are golden singers and dancers. And drummers and strummers too!
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@mahtowin Jan 2022
@wylddandelyon <3 :-))
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@cheslain Jan 2022
I'm mostly made of Soylent Green.
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@kable Jan 2022
@splittybooms lol, that reference sent me back.
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@stephenwordsmith Jan 2022
@burrsettles this is the weirdest captcha I've ever used. Can we go back to the traffic light thing?
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@bithprod Jan 2022
Dancer, definitely dancer. Don't want to be associated with humans.
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@vivalarayna Jan 2022
I am a powerful immortal sent to this mortal realm to endure an earthly trial, after which I will ascend to High Goddess status and my powers will increase exponentially. Thank you for your understanding during this difficult time. I will not be taking any questions.
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@fuzzy Jan 2022
I am actually an algorithm.
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@tuneslayer Jan 2022
Meep zort?
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@pearlmanhattan Jan 2022
@bithprod yes.
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@psyt Jan 2022
I am delicious, according to the evidence.
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@cblack Jan 2022
Void beast who's never been to the Void... Long story.
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@writeandwrong Jan 2022
I was told I was an accident. I'm not sure what species that is.
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@robynmackenzie Jan 2022
I'm a ghost.
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@standup Jan 2022
The internet says I’m not a robot. So there.
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@jamkar Jan 2022
I was born under a wandering star.
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@bachelorb Jan 2022
I am with @stephenwordsmith ..... I long for the days of this..... :-)
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@monty Jan 2022
I am a figment.
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@dock Jan 2022
I think I'm a related species that split off eons ago, before the current devolution.
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@toms Jan 2022
Brain in a vat, here. The cause of sooo many bad discussions in philosophy class, and I'm not a bit ashamed. :)
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@driftwood1 Jan 2022
Negative, I am a meat popsicle
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@davidbreslin101 Feb 2022
My history varies as I slipstream between parallel universes. Currently I was grown in a secret military clone tank, but I distinctly remember being a quantum space brain, a meat puppet of the Elder Gods, an inaccurate computer simulation of myself, and like some kind of superintelligent lemur.
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@timfatchen Feb 2022
I've yet to be tested with the Gom Jabbar, so I can't really say.
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@christmascard Feb 2022
I’m 73% indecision,
14% procrastination,
9% confidence,
3% magic,
and 0.5% precise -
@sirius Feb 2022
Meow.
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@suscotting Feb 2022
This time around
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@coolparadiso Feb 2022
I am in @montys imagination
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@lyricslinger Feb 2022
Research has shown that typically 2-3% of human DNA is either Neanderthal or Denisovan. Personally I thought Denisovan was the name of a chippy in west Cork but apparently not.
So, excluding those who are alien, maybe the question isn't 'Are you human?' but 'What human are you?' -
@sheilerk Feb 2022
I literally have children who call me Faerie Mom. Wherever I was born, I seek out the magical places now that I'm on this big blue ball. ;)
I definitely think of FAWM as one of the Magical Places!! -
@chickenjail Feb 2022
we come from planet chicken
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@franniezest Feb 2022
I’m actually a robot (who lies to captcha !!!)
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@gm7 Feb 2022
I have cats...therefore I am staff and not hooman!
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@arthurrossi Feb 2022
How have you found out...? I did my best to appear as humanoid as possible...