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@opossum Jan 2022
RAY D. OPOSSUM: OK children listen up! We're gonna do our new song for the nice people.
OPOSSUM KIDS: boooooooo! screw them! they suck!
R: Stop that!
K: you suck! boooooooo!
R: HEY! C'mon. Just like we practiced. I'll do the verses and you guys do the chorus.
K: I'll do your mama! bite me! ha ha ha!
I ate a frog for breakfast
A bowl of ticks for lunch
if you leave your garbage outside
I'll crawl in and eat a bunch
Cause......
opossums eating garbage
is like rabbits eating daisies
Monkeys eating bananas
Or dingos eating your babies
We love to eat your garbage
We'll munch upon your trash
And when we're done
we'll poop upon
Your beautiful bluegrass
R: All right, that was pretty good! You remembered the whole chorus!
K: I remember your mama!
R: Oh stop that!
K: that's what she said. ha ha ha! that IS what she said! ha ha ha!
R: OK verse 2 let's go!
I ate a mouse for dinner
Some bugs for midnight snack (eeww)
And if you hear some morning noise
It's me I am out back (farting)
Cause......
opossums eating garbage
is like rabbits eating daisies
Monkeys eating bananas
Or dingos eating your babies
We love to eat your garbage
We'll munch upon your trash
And when we're done
we'll poop upon
Your beautiful bluegrass
R: Very nice! Now let's do the bridge and the final chorus.
K: You're a bridge.
R: That makes no sense.
K: You make no sense. This song makes no sense. ha ha ha!
R: SHUT UP! Let's do this!
Cows love eating grass
Beavers love wood (hahaha)
Polar bears love Eskimos
'cause they taste so damn good (just like chicken)
Cause......
opossums eating garbage
is like rabbits eating daisies
Monkeys eating bananas
Or dingos eating your babies
We love to eat your garbage
We'll munch upon your trash
And when we're done
we'll poop upon
Your beautiful bluegrass
And when we're done
we'll poop upon
Your beautiful bluegrass
And when we're done
we'll poop on you
and you can kiss our ass
R: OMG that's NOT what we practiced!
K: practice this!
K: yeah, practice this!
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@opossum Jan 2022
(c) copyright 2021 Ray D. Opossum
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@bradbrubaker Jan 2022
I like to think of @opossum as the hero of his story. Clearly these adolescents are his nefarious villains.
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@opossum Jan 2022
Ha! Yeah @bradbrubaker I think yer correkt! I am always the hero and these young'uns are definitely varmints!
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@sorby69 Jan 2022
Ha! I love it!
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@opossum Feb 2022
I'm stuck with opossum writer's block so I guess I'll jes bump this again in case anybody wanna hear me caterwauling!
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@sheilerk Feb 2022
Awww, a bluegrass song. I love bluegrass.
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@kenmattsson Feb 2022
@opossum You could write about how you've avoided being hit by ice cream trucks, or things you've thrown up after eating.
